i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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