ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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