Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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