normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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