i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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