honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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