What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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