I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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