You surviving the open bar?
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I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Randomize
