My nipple is on Facebook.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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