We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I think people are normalizing furries
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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