No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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