those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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