talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
