As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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