had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
