She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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