Bisexual people are plain selfish.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Randomize
