i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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