batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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