question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
