where does the pee come out of this thing
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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