No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Randomize
