Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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