"it" just moved
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
