Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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