Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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