New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Randomize
