so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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