Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I'm too high and old for this...
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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