I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Congratulations! We have a period
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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