I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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