oh god the rape fog is back!
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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