You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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