ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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