I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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