We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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