Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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