so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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