Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
babies were throwing up all over the place
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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