We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I think I sprained my soul last night
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
