ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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