I want to stick my p in your. b.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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