so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You were trust falling into bushes
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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