Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Terrible idea I love it
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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