Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
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