So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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