did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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