but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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