All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
How does one acquire holy water?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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